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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does my iPhone keep on saying I can’t upload photos to iCloud and say it doesn't have enough iCloud storage when it still has space?

No, not a chance

No way

They put up a sign reading

Rashod Bateman Signs Contract Extension - Baltimore Ravens

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can I see some anal hole?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Hickman's just lost 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu and says it will take 2 years to rebuild - KJZZ

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘When a door closes, another opens’ — Bayern Munich make peace with Florian Wirtz miss - Bavarian Football Works

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?

share office space ...

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What lowers a fever the quickest?