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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:02

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No way
They put up a sign reading
Rashod Bateman Signs Contract Extension - Baltimore Ravens
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics